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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
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Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
What are hygiene habits that everyone should have?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
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No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...